Remember back in second grade
When we thought adults were ok
Unfortunately that's not the story
They want you for sex
Duso came to us every day
To tell us not to be afraid
But we shouldn't take their candy
It's date rape drugs
Then one day we were upset
Cause he got caught in a tuna net
And now we have no one to protect us -
From all the bad men
Who tell us to get into their cars
And offer us sweets and sugars
To let them touch out bathing suit areas
And they will say:
"Get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Well he is dead,
Yeah get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Is dead"
And all the children miss him so
Because he told us to say no
To octopi with roaming hands
Eight arms to feel you with
That Octy was one bad squid
And I have a feeling that he did
Have something to do with Duso's demise
So we're helpless now
Then one day we were upset
Cause he got caught in a tuna net
And now we have no one to protect us -
From all the bad men
Who tell us to get into their cars
And offer us sweets and sugars
To let them touch out bathing suit areas
And they will say:
"Get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Well he is dead,
Yeah get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Is dead"
He used to come into our class
And say don't let adults touch your ass
But now he is gone forever
And he won't come back
So we have lost our aquatic friend
Who told us grown-ups like to pretend
That touching us in no-no spots is ok
Get off my wee-wee
Then one day we were upset
Cause he got caught in a tuna net
And now we have no one to protect us -
From all the bad men
Who tell us to get into their cars
And offer us sweets and sugars
To let them touch out bathing suit areas
And they will say:
"Get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Well he is dead,
Yeah get on your knees and give me head
Because Duso the dolphin,
Is dead"
GO GO ALBACORE
DOLPHIN IN TUNA NO MORE